Verse 1
She called me on the telephone, she said baby how’s it going,
She said it’s lonely over here, I got some pizza and some beer,
She said there’s no one here but me, come on over and you’ll see,
I’ll surely make it worth your stay, and make you breakfast the next day,

Chorus:
So tell me mate what should I do, her dad he owns a brewery to
Also owns a dozen pubs, yeh I can’t believe my luck
She doesn’t mind getting a bit, cooks a mean roast on a spit
Rides a Panhead, Harley, 62, so tell me mate what should I do,

Verse 2
She said I’ll turn the lights down low, turn off the telly have our own show,
Cuddle up, snuggle up and the rest, can’t wait to get you undressed,
She said it’s surely been such a long time, yesterday I said but I forget the time,
She said hurry up the pizza’s here, I’m waiting and so’s the beer,

Chorus:
So tell me mate what should I do, her dad he owns a brewery to
Also owns a dozen pubs, yeh I can’t believe my luck
She doesn’t mind getting a bit, cooks a mean roast on a spit
Rides a Panhead, Harley, 62, so tell me mate what should I do,

Verse 3
You see I got drunk one night and then I kissed her, to make it worse it was me mate’s sister,
I woke up next to her undressed, she said ‘I luv U’ told her family and the rest,
Well there you have it that’s my plight, what to do and which is right,
Go out riding with me mates or go to her place for a date (I can hear the wedding bells),

Chorus: (repeat)
So tell me mate what should I do, her dad he owns a brewery to
Also owns a dozen pubs, yeh I can’t believe my luck
She doesn’t mind getting a bit, cooks a mean roast on a spit
Rides a Panhead, Harley, 62, so tell me mate what should I do,