Chorus:
I'm just a man, I love my hog n my dog,
I love my jeans n boots; I love my beat up ute,
I guess that’s who I am,
Well I'm just a man, its no excuse its who I am,
Don't need no Mars n Venus, I think with my (now what rhymes with Venus),
Hey I'm just a man,

Verse 1
The other day the wife said sit now stay,
And the dog and I looked at each other,
Not a move we dared cause the wife just glared,
As she read take 5 cover to cover,
We went to depart the dog let out a fart,
And this smell destroyed the air,
Well her skin turned bright green, it was a sight to be seen,
She screamed you bloody mongrel pair (oh and by the way it was me),

Chorus:
I'm just a man, I love my hog n my dog,
I love my jeans n boots; I love my beat up ute,
I guess that’s who I am,
Well I'm just a man, its no excuse its who I am,
Don't need no Mars n Venus, I think with my (now what rhymes with Venus),
Hey I'm just a man,

Verse 2
I was watching the game when I heard my name,
And today its our anniversary,
She said how could you forget, I said the days not over yet,
And besides, you should have reminded me,
Well I could see the tears but I was thinkin beers,
I needed brownie points without sounding lame,
So I said I luv ya babe and you know you haven't aged,
But we all know it'll happen again,

Chorus: (then last line again)
I'm just a man, I love my hog n my dog,
I love my jeans n boots; I love my beat up ute,
I guess that’s who I am,
Well I'm just a man, its no excuse its who I am,
Don't need no Mars n Venus, I think with my (now what rhymes with Venus),
Hey I'm just a man,