Verse 1
I bought myself a puppy, and my mates they all took bets,
They said it might be lucky, if I called her sex,
But it didn't seem to take too long and sex had gone away,
It reminded me of marriage, but the wife's still here today,

Chorus:
Man you're always smilin, with sex every way,
And you never get too tired of sex when it's time to play,
It's amazing all the tricks you learn with sex every day,
But it gets so dam frustratin when sex has gone, away,

Verse 2
I went drivin round the streets, to see where sex had gone,
A policeman pulled me over and said what's going on?
I said well sir excuse me, I'm out here looking for sex,
He chucked me in the slammer said the courts where you'll be next,

Chorus:
Man you're always smilin, with sex every way,
And you never get too tired of sex when it's time to play,
It's amazing all the tricks you learn with sex every day,
But it gets so dam frustratin when sex has gone, away,

Verse 3
I looked up at the judge and said I loved sex night and day,
I felt life wasn't worth livin since sex had gone away,
The judge said son you learn to live without sex every day,
So I said I felt like I've shriveled up since sex had gone away,

Chorus: (repeat - then last line again)
Man you're always smilin, with sex every way,
And you never get too tired of sex when it's time to play,
It's amazing all the tricks you learn with sex every day,
But it gets so dam frustratin when sex has gone, away,