Verse 1
I'm lying here beside you & you're snuggled in real tight,
And I'm thinking, of all the things we've done,
The blinds are slowly letting in the early morning light,
I look at you and think mate now what have I done,

Chorus:
Cause you ain't the one I thought I went to bed with,
You ain't the one I thought I held a while,
No you ain't the one I thought I spent last night with,
So who the hell are you an where the hell am I,

Verse 2
I went out to the bar last night and had a drink or three,
And kissed a girl and she smiled and winked at me,
We drank we smoked, we danced we spoke, then did it all again,
The rest is just a blur to me from then,

Chorus:
Cause you ain't the one I thought I went to bed with,
You ain't the one I thought I held a while,
No you ain't the one I thought I spent last night with,
So who the hell are you an where the hell am I,

Verse 3
The bedside table's got the remnants of a wild n crazy night,
Empty bottles of Tequila and lemon peel,
My mouth feels like I've swallowed a rock salt factory,
There's confetti and rice an mate hey what's the deal,

Chorus: (repeat - then last line again)
Cause you ain't the one I thought I went to bed with,
You ain't the one I thought I held a while,
No you ain't the one I thought I spent last night with,
So who the hell are you an where the hell am I,

So just who the hell are you an where the hell am I,

Now if could only just find that front door...,